Chris Connolly hat einfach mal eine Menge Letten-Witzen (also Leuten aus Lettland) gesammelt. Die sind meistens wunderbar dumm, stumpf, deprimierend und blöde, so dass sogar Letten selbst darüber lachen müssen (zumindest, wenn man nach den Kommentaren geht). Hier einige Auszüge:
Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first.
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
Please open door. Is cold.
Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder. Bartender say, “That look delicious!” But pig say, “No. Is Latvian. Taste is similar to dog.”
Three Latvian girl are walk down street. One have knife, one have gun, one have window. They are meet soldier. Soldier is ask first girl, “Why you are have knife?” “If you try rape me, I stab!” she say. Okay! Second girl, “Why you are have gun?” “If you try rape me, I shoot!” she say. Okay! Third girl, “Why you are have window?!?” “If you try rape me, I jump out!”