In just over five minutes, Mario has put the hurt on Bowser three times and rescued Princess Peach, just a -little- faster than it likely took you or me to collect 70+ stars and reach the endgame. True, playing through the actual levels is ridiculously enjoyable, as is being a completionist by trying to meet every one of the goals, but there’s still something impressive about this speed-run. If someone had asked me how quickly Super Mario 64 could be beaten, I’d wager it’d take at least an hour. I would also be wrong, twenty-fold. For more mind-blowing Nintendo 64 nostalgia, check out the Portable Nintendo 64 or the N64/Z64 Mod.